Why Men Pee Standing Up

WHY
MEN PEE STANDING UP

God was
just about done creating humans, but he had  two parts
left over and
couldn’t quite decide how to split them
between Adam and Eve. He thought
He might just as well
ask them. He told them one of the things he had left

was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while
standing up. 
"It’s a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if
either one of you
had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please 
give that to
me! I’d love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a
man should have. Please! Pleeease!   Give it to me!" On and on he
went
like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and
told God that if Adam really
wanted it so badly, he
could have it.

So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to
pee standing up.
Adam was so excited he just
started whizzing all over the place – first on
the side
of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and
then he
tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet
away – laughing with delight
all the
while.

God and Eve watched him
with amusement and then God said to Eve,
"Well, I
guess you’re kind of stuck with the last thing I have
left."

"What is it?" asked Eve.

"Brains," said God.

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             Tst!tst…guys don’t get upset Open-mouthed ,  it’s only a joke.
             I mean the thing we use to PEE STANDING UP with.
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