Monthly Archives: December 2009

The difference between a lady and a politician

Bernard Shaw was once asked what the difference was between a lady and a politician and his reply was beautiful.

When a lady says no, she means maybe; when she says maybe, she means yes; when she says yes, she is no lady.

When a politician says yes, he means maybe; when he says maybe, he means no; and if he says no, he is no politician !